Things I Hear

“Look at that fatass playing world of warcraft! He’s like 35 and plays that stupid game.” 

His name is Jeremy. He is 32. He works on computers for a living and loves his job. He makes a decent living doing what he loves. He plays world of warcraft in his spare time because he enjoys it and has met some of his closest friends on there. 

You’re 17, still in highschool, and have no income whatsoever other than your parents. You have a plan to go to college and get into photography.

You will get to college and life will come crashing into your face with several jobs on your plate and no way to sustain even the simplest of hobbies. 

I feel bad for you rather than Frank. Frank really has his head on his shoulders. 

(my comment is not on photography being something nobody should pursue, it’s a noble pursuit but a difficult one)

The first image is the new Battlefield 4 gameplay trailer. Gameplay. 

The second image is from COD Modern Warfare 3 that was released in 2011. 

The last image is from the Xbox One conference when they were super proud of the graphic enhancements. 

I don’t see it. I feel like xbox is a bro dude at a party bragging about how big its dick is.

They were number One. 

They were number One. 

Let the jokes begin. 

Let the jokes begin. 

Been playing the shit out of this on my Nintendo 64. Gonna order Tooie also. 

Been playing the shit out of this on my Nintendo 64. Gonna order Tooie also. 

Look at what Maci got me for my birthday. 

LOOK AT IT. She made that Star Wars blanket. I’m so excited right now it’s unbearable. 

Look at what Maci got me for my birthday. 

LOOK AT IT. She made that Star Wars blanket. I’m so excited right now it’s unbearable. 

When you learn the definition of a new word and you’re just like “cool whatever.”

Then you actually use the word in conversation correctly and you’re like “holy shit what is this I’m like a fucking intelligent motherfucker”

So I just watched a reality show about a kid who spent a few years in a juvenile correctional facility and was about to get out and start a new life and try to make his mom proud. The day he was getting released his mom didn’t show up and the warden was literally like “welp. I guess it’s back to your cell then.” And they put him back in jail.

I miss this show so much. 

I miss this show so much. 

God I just love steak and burgers and fries and fast food and everything unhealthy under the sun.